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Lies are like cover-up, they hide what really is there
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Humor
is something that thrives between man's
aspirations and his limitations. There is
more logic in humor than in anything else.
Because, you see, humor is truth.
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We
never respect those who amuse us, however
we may smile at their comic powers
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Imagination
was given man to compensate for what he is
not, and a sense of humor to console him
for what he is
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The
secret to humor is surprise.
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There
is this benefit in brag, that the speaker
is unconsciously expressing his own ideal.
Humor him by all means; draw it all out,
and hold him to it.
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A
person who knows how to laugh at himself
will never ceased to be amused.
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The
absolute truth is the thing that makes
people laugh
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Anyone
without a sense of humor is at the mercy
of everyone else.
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If
you can make a woman laugh you can do
anything with her.
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To
appreciate nonsense requires a serious
interest in life.
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A
good plan today is better than a perfect
plan tomorrow.
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If
you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning.
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Good
friends are good for your health.
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Good
luck is often with the man who doesn't
include it in his plans.
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If
you judge people, you have no time to love
them.
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Falling
in love consists merely in uncorking the
imagination and bottling the common sense.
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There
are only two kinds of men - the dead and
the deadly.
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t
isn't necessary to be rich and famous to
be happy. It's only necessary be rich
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When
a man tells you that he got rich through
hard work, ask him: 'Whose?
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Wherever
you see a successful business, someone
once made a courageous decision.
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Hope
sees the invisible, feels the intangible
and achieves the impossible
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Marriage
is the only war where you sleep with the
enemy.
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If ur nice,u can call me sweety,if ur sweet u can call me hunny,if ur hot u can call me tonight
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Guys Aren't Worth Your Tears-->And The Ones That Are Wouldn't Make You Cry
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I have a confession, I must confess, I was told I was the absolute best!
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I love your smile I love your eyes damn I am good at telling lies !
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if love was a drug........i would be addicted
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The hardest thing to do, is to watch the one you love...love somebody else.
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It takes a second to like someone. It takes a minute to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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Always be yourself because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't mind...
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If barbie is so popular then why do you have to by all of her friends????
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The trouble with life is that there are so many sexy men and so little time!
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Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
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In
war there is no prize for the runner-up
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What
ever beauty may be, it has for its basis
order, and for its essence unity.
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Those
who cast the votes decide nothing. Those
who count the votes decide everything.
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You
can close your eyes to reality but not to
memories.
