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Gentleness corrects whatever is offensive in our manner.
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Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up.
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I don't find offensive that I'm being
labeled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.
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If you wish to be brothers, let the arms fall from your hands. One cannot love while holding offensive arms.
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Consenting to slavery is a sacrilegious breach of trust, as offensive in the sight of God as it is derogatory from our own honor or interest of happiness
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Sarcasm: intellect on the offensive
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Not to him who is offensive to us are we most unfair, but to him who doth not concern us at all
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I pick my
favorite quotations and store them in my mind as ready armour, offensive or defensive, amid the struggle of this turbulent existence.
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The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind
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Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive
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An idol of the mind is as offensive to God as an idol of the hand
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More and more of our imports come from overseas...
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We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hated me. He told me I was being ridiculous. Everyone hadn't met me yet
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse
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Men invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain
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If I am what I eat then I am cheap, quick, and easy
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A honest person is someone you could play checkers with over the phone
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On the road of life, don't forget to stop and eat the roses
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Life is one of those things that most of us find very difficult to avoid
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I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system
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Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's
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Your so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet
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I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
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Now I understand why some animals eat their young!
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Harassing
me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
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If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
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It's people like you who give scum a bad name
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
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Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
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