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Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
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I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
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I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
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Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the
neighbors ain't!
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Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
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If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
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It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
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Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
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Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
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Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
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Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
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Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
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I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all
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My wife/husband is a sex object.
Everytime I ask for sex, she objects
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house during a power failure
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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one
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Accountants are the best lovers. They can do it all night long and keep their balance!
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Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
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Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
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Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips
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Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire
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We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in
